| Line | Attempts | Successes
|
|---|
| Be unique and different, say yes. | 1 |
1 |
| Can I buy you a drink or do you just
want the money? | 0 | 0 |
| Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by
again? | 14 | 10 |
| Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? | 3
| 1 |
| Hi. Are you cute? |
0 | 0 |
| I can
sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. |
not enough | 0 |
| I'm easy. Are you? | 0 | 0
|
| I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on
earth tonight. | 20 | 0 |
| I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of
testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. | 300
| 1 |
| Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have
a weak heart. | 0 | 0 |
| So....How am I doin'?
| 0 | 0 |
| You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves
from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. | 4
| 4 |
| Submitted Line | Attempts | Successes |
|---|
| Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
| 7 | 1 |
| Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would
you hold still while I do?
| --- | --- |
| When she's leaving:"Hey, where are you going?" Answer:"home."
You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are
you?" | 0 | 0 |
| Okay,
so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of
concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having
a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number
because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call
and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we
go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a
lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and
really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible,
decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together
for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion,
you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but
I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that
I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we
have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the
bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really
good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my
declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual
gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar,
you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids
why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about
the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off,
let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's
going. | 0 | 0 |
| Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they
open? | 0 | 0 |
| Does your boyfriend know where you are?
| 0 | 0 |
| The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
| 13 | 13 |
| If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the
answer to
this question?
| 0 | 0 |
| (Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you,
you, and you. Alright, who's first?
| 0 | 0 |
| (give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me
when you're ready.
| 11 | 9 |
| Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to
give you notice that I noticed you too.
| 0 | 0 |
| Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into
this cheap motel room across the street.
| 0 | 0 |
| As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch
my
ass? No. Damn!
| 0 | 0 |
| I bet you \$20 you're gonna turn me down.
| 15 | 13 |
| All this could be yours for one low, low price!
| 0 | 0 |
| Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this
good-looking.
| 0 | 0 |
| I'm friendly and slow moving!
| 0 | 0 |
| So, do you like fat guys with no money?
| 0 | And why not!?! |
| [Other] And your name is....? [You] My name is INCREDIBLE. But you can call me Laura.
| 0 | 0 |
| Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me. | 0 | 0 |
| Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
| 0 | 0 |
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| 0 | 0 |
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| 0 | 0 |
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| 0 | 0 |
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| 0 | 0 |
